Bobby Brown

          C
       1. Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown
          a
          They say I'm the cutest boy in town
          d7
          My car is fast, my teeth are shiney
          G
          I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney
          C
          Here I a  at a famous school
          a
          I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool
          d7
          I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper
          G
          Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her

              F
     Ref: Oh God I am the american dream
            e                a
          I do not think I'm too extrem
                      d7               G
          And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
          I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
          (get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)

          C
       2. Women's liberation
          a
          Came creeping all across the nation
          d7
          I tell you people, I was not ready
          G
          When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddy
          C
          She made a little speach then
          a
          uuh, she tried to make me say when
          d7
          She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
          G
          I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick

              F
     Ref: Oh God I am the american dream
              e                a
          But now I smell like vaseline
                d7                  G
          I'm a miserable son of a bitch
          am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which
          ( I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)
          C
       3. So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
          a
          I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
          d7
          Got a job doing radio promo
          G
          And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
          C
          Eventually me and a friend
          a
          Sort of drifted along into S&M
          d7
          I can take about an hour on the tower of power
          G
          As long as I gets a little golden shower

             F
     Ref: Oh God, I am the american dream
                 e                            a
          With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream
                   d7                   G
          And I'll do anything to get ahead
          I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred"
              F
          Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic
          e                        a
          Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
                 F             G
          And my name is Bobby Brown
          Watch me now, I'm going down
                 F             G
          And my name is Bobby Brown
          Watch me now, I'm going down