American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

If your paycheck depends on
the weather and the clock,
if your conversation calls for
a little more than a coffee pot,
if you need to pour your heart out
and try to rectify some situation
that you're facing,
contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket
for most things you don't mind,
but when your dollar goes to all of those
standing in a welfare line,
rejoice you have a voice
if you're concerned about the destination
of this great nation
contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.

It represents the hard hat, gun rack, achin'-back,
overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd,
their heart is in the music
and they love to play it loud.
There's no forms or applications,
there's no red tape administrations
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.

We're all one big family
throughout the cities and the towns,
we don't reach for handouts,
we reach for those who are down.
And every local chapter has a seven day a week
available consultation
for your frustration,
it's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.

It represents the mud flap, six pack, beer crack,
overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd,
their heart is in the music
and they love to play it loud.
There's no forms or applications,
there's no red tape administrations
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.

Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association!
Do not delay, contact today!
your A-H-B-A, your A-H-B-A,
go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association!