The Truth About Men

We don't like to go out shoppin',
We don't care what's on sale,
We just wanna sit with a bag full of chips
watchin' the NFL

When you come over at half time
and say does this dress fit to tight
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie
and say uh-oh, looks just right

Well that's the truth about men
That's the truth about us
We like to hunt, and golf on our days off
and scratch and spit and cuss
and no matter what line we hand you
When we come draggin' in
We ain't wrong we ain't sorry
and it's probably gonna happen again

We hate watchin' steel magnolias
We like rambo and die hard 4
Jump up and down like fools
when we see the new tools
At the home depot store
We don't really wanna take you to dinner
At some expensive restaurant
the only reason we do
is 'cause we know it leads to
the one thing that we all want

Well that's the truth about men
That's the truth about guys
we'd rather pick guitars and work on cars
then work on the problems in our lives
and though we might say it to you every now and then
We ain't wrong we ain't sorry
and it's probably gonna happen again

Well if you wanna know what we're all thinkin'
It's nothing to complex
It's just something cold for drinkin'
and a whole lot of S.E.X.

Well that's the truth about men
That's the truth about us
We like to hunt, and golf and drive around lost
and scratch and spit and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff
and no matter what line we give you
When we come crawlin' in
We ain't wrong we ain't sorry
and it's probably gonna happen again

We ain't wrong we ain't sorry
and it's probably gonna happen
sure it's gonna happen
you know it's gonna happen again

And Thats The Truth About Men