The Taliban Song

Well I'm just a middle aged middle eastern camel herdin' man
I got a 2 bedroom cave here in north Afganistan
Things used to be real cool then they got out of hand
When they moved in... they call themselves the Taliban
(ooo-ooo-ooo yea) the Taliban

Now, I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here
They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear
She loves the desert and the hot white sand
But man she's just like me, naw she can't stand the Taliban
(ooo-Taliban baby)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up
And it'll be ride, camel, ride
My old lady she'll be here with me smilin' right by my side
We should do just fine down in Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban
Oh oh yea the Taliban, baby

Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win
Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end
Well, Mr. Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said
Now you knuckleheads better not be doin' business with the Taliban

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might
And then those big US jets came flyin' in one night
They dropped little bombs all over our holy land
And man you should have seen 'em run like rabbits, they ran, the Taliban

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up
And it'll be ride, camel, ride
My old lady she'll be here with me smilin' right by my side
We should do just fine down in Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban

We'll bid a fair adieu and give a big boner to the Taliban